Most Valuable Drunk 

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them

Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...

Most Valuable Drunk by king jay March 27, 2008

Valuable Pain

A lesson about committing you’re heart to a relationship too swiftly

Taylor have Valuable Pain

Valuable Pain by Valuable pain November 25, 2019

voluble 

Yet another annoying SAT word, which means highly fluent and/or talkative.

1)I couldn't wait in the room because of the voluble barber.
2) "Does the defendant speak English?"

"Yes, he's highly voluble when asked to give a speech."

voluble by Sweetkind2 January 8, 2021

Valuable Gold Nuggets

Portions of gold holding significant value. These particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and African feldspar lemers.

n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters?
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre

Valuable Gold Nuggets by Pce_Nug January 21, 2006

Valuable 

Not you at all

Valuable: The opposite of your life

Valuable by Qutex November 8, 2021

Valueless 

Actually Thorinkin.

I'm going to pay ol' Valueless a visit.

Valueless by Makuraman June 24, 2018

Valuable Sex Knowledge 

A conversation between two same sex people, about their own sexual exploits between exclusive partners.

Example....
Guy 1: Hey man I wanna have butt sex with you.......
Man 2: Hen yea, that's like you and your partner.
Man 2: Leaving for that I'm very sexually active in talking to you.
Man 1: This gentleman is called valuable sex knowledge, go home and be in fear of me.
Guy 1: No, but kinda though...and because I love my life.

Valuable Sex Knowledge by Holy Omen December 4, 2022