A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.
by MichFace June 29, 2005
Most popular and effective treatment for herpes according to the commercials. Don't ask me why I know so much about Valtrex. Of course I don't know if it's a cream or a series of pills, sry.
After taking Valtrex most people can return to their first love of riding horses....Then spend the night "riding' other people.
by El Barto June 28, 2004