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1.Frank Zappa song "Valley girl"
2. Movie "Valley girl"
3. Girl who shops at the mall a lot (during the 80's) said gag me with a spoon barf me out omg or used like a lot.
Valley Girl
She's a valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store

Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Gallena (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like to buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It's like SO BITCHEN cuz everybody's like
Super-super nice...
It's like SO BITCHEN...

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT...
Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah, right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
I'm sure!

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like... (Valley Girl)
Her's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He's like so GROSS
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this salon place, y'know
And I wanted to get my toenails done.
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarrassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I'm like sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know...
I was like really embarrassed...

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh
That's right. Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh
I know (Valley Girl)
It's like...
I do not talk funny...
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay
(Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, you know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
Like those things they like stick in my mouth
They're so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE...
It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN, and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know
It's like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure
It's like totally nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am sure
TOTALLY...
by nathalie May 16, 2004
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a song by Frank Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa from the
"Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch" album (1982)
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More than one valley girl is a group of valley girls.
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A name for a type of girl who likes to say OMG and like and totally and "whatever" and likes to gossip to the point where it is detrimental to their health. They are rich (or pretend to be) and shop at Abercrombie, Aéropostale, American Eagle, The Gap, Old Navy, Hollister, designers like Louis Vatton, Gucci (for the super rich ones) The reason why california is a hellhole. Now they are encroaching on our state of North Carolina, so i advise you to stay as normal as possible if moving here. usually BLOND
Valley girls have stormed North Carolina. Don't forget the posers and the wannables.
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a trend following mall rat who uses like, totally and "Oh my God" too much
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A girl who basically lives her life inside a mall, strip mall, or anything that she can spend her money in. Shops at stores that are way too over-priced such as: Abercrombie &Fitch, UrbanOutfitters, Prada, Gucci, Armani Exchange, Coach, Banana Republic, etc. Usually shops with their parents because they carry all the cash. &gets way too much allowance a week. Extremely rich girl who's parents own more than two houses.
A: Oh, look at her and her LV bag
B: Yea, she's such a valley girl
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an attractive girl who is prep, wears designer clothes like abercrombie, hollister,etc. (i do too but they over do it)
they act all cute and innocent on there myspaces and in front of adults, but they really want to get laid. they are sometimes really nice sometimes. and sometimes u are their shitting hole. there not too bright and wear high skirts. their vocabulary consists of "OMG" or "radical". when they fall, they ask their nearest friend, to help them up, beacause they say they are too lazy. They mainly inhabit beachy areas, like Alabama, Florida, Texas, California etc. Sometimes they love the peace symbol, and its on they myspaces, home work, binders, notes, yadayadayada.
Jordan: Hey Randy! Come over here i want to talk to you!

Randy: What!?

Jordan: Can you do me tonight, i don't have anything to do. Oh, and do you like my new outfit?

Randy: *nods yes*


Jordan: Radical! See ya tonight! *walks off and falls* Oh Brooklyn! Can you pleeeease help me up?

Brooklyn: OMG Jordan! Your peace sign! It fell out of your binder.


Jordan: Noooooo! are you kidding me???!?!?!

Brooklyn: Ya, im just jk'ing you but can you find me someone to lay tonight?



such a valley girl
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