To stand in front of a full size mirror, only wearing a viking helmet and 'wank' solidly for 10 minutes while listening to 'The Ride Of The Valkyries' (the one from Apocalypse Now)
Person A - "I had an awsome power wank last night"
Person B - "Wierdo"
From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.
Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...
See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism
If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.
A female warrior from greek mythology, who would often travel in pairs of 2 and their main color was red.
Their most famous queen was Hippolyta, who was captured by Hercules as one of his 7 tasks. Hippolyta called her Amazon warriors, and they fought and beat Hercules and his men.
They would cut off their left breast, so that they could shoot their bow and arrows more easily. They were also very tall, strong, and aggresive.
"Our teacher read us about the amazons during Greek Mythology"
The Valknot is the symbol of Odin. It can be described as three entwined triangles that represent Odin’s nature; it’s the knot around a hanged man’s neck, the nine worlds, the nine days Odin hung, the nine valkyries, the nine parts of the soul, and so forth. To wear a Valknot is to pledge yourself to Odin. It is sometimes known as the knot of death and donning it is not to be taken lightly.
I wear a valknot that way when I die, the Valkyries know where to take me.
a) A Japanese person who is obsessed with Nordic culture often resulting in drawing shows based around Vikings, Valkyries, Odin, Thor, Nazism etc
a) Somebody who is obsessed with both Nordic and Japanese culture like somebody who listens to Black Metal and watches anime; probably ending up in making an AMV of Naruto to Burzum's music.
Final Fantasy is a Nordinese game which makes common refrences to the Nordic Gods.
The Black Metal band Sigh who wanted to be like the Norwegian Satanists... acts like Sabbat and Arkha Sva soon followed suit.
white kid: I liek to listen to mayhem as I play Valkyrie Profile
japanese kid: i have a yellow body and viking brain.
Naruto is a prime example of a Nordinese character.
The most amazing camp in the world, with two teams; the Amazons and the Valkyries. You make friendships FOR LIFE there.
I LOVE CAMP NAKANAWA!!!!!!!
Camper 1: I can't wait to see you at camp next summer!
Camper 2: Yeah! Camp Nakanawa is the bomb!
In old German-Norse mythology, an ancient family line of warrior kings. The Nevermann kings of Valhalla were known to have sexual relations with the Valkyries, maidens who served Odin as choosers of slain warriors. The term has since become synonymous with sexual stamina.
John fully satisfied Deborah with the performance of a Nevermann.