Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
by running out of patience February 14, 2008
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1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.

2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".

3. also known as single's awareness day.
Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.

I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.

For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.
by Marcy January 30, 2004
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Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.
"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
by DJHill February 14, 2004
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an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.
as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 16, 2006
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A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.
Another 'valentine day' feeling.
by Murat January 31, 2004
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the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.
by big baby jesus February 23, 2004
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A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.
by C & B February 15, 2004
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