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A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things: 1)flowers (red roses preferrribly) 2)chocolate (not white, but the regular) 3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it) B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them. "Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"
"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright" "leave me alone, it's valentine's day" |
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February 14, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
The reason so many people are born in November. I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
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1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk. Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
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Single's awareness day "Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover." |
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1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable. 1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day. |
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Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year. "Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
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Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch. I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
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February 14th
A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine. On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money. On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
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