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A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.
Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!
by cranky and bitter February 14, 2007
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A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.
I got my bottle
by corey d February 14, 2004
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February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.
I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.
by miss_sixty February 13, 2006
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What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it
Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla August 20, 2007
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1. The day where people get scammed for over-priced gifts and cards.
2. The day where a realationship begins then ends the next day.
3. The day where the heart-broken have to watch others become pitiful zombies and think how ridiculous this holiday really is.
4. Just another day of the year that was made too much of a deal out of.
I don't really think Valentines Day needs much explination.
by hxcXSarahSpeechlessX July 26, 2008
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A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.
Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.
by Fuckthepainaway February 16, 2005
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1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
by L to the iam February 14, 2006
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