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A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
person>its valentines day i love you

other person> i know
by kimberl January 30, 2011
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Lara Croft was born on Valentine's Day.
by Bionicle718 February 19, 2008
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A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p
"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.
by MOo February 15, 2004
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when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!
by Failrr5Lyfe February 22, 2014
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Valentine's Day is a great time to get some delicious candy.
by Gopi D. January 31, 2004
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a day for lovers to love even more and to be happy with their lives and for those who don't love they are given a chance to love it's not a conspiracy it's a chance for a new beginning though everyone that has that chance more often than not views it as a conspiracy because they have no hope for themselves then they sulk in their self pitty when they put them selves their in the first place it is also the holiday for the people who spend way too much time making "perfect" gifts that cost way more man hours than dollars but to them and the person that the gift is for it is worth it this is the true spirit of valentine's day then there is all the superficial bullshit that the mass media supports that doesn't mean shit and all the people eat it up
live your life and you will find all these examples of valentine's day sometime or another
by jimi rose February 05, 2007
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pretty much national sex day.

A day for romance and making single people miserable.
"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"
by maddywasnthere February 13, 2010
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