an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
by Bonita Applebum February 21, 2006
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The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
by youdontsmellbad September 03, 2004
A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
by Brother Number One March 21, 2004
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003
Single's awareness day
"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
by This Cat February 13, 2004
a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
by ERnin_irene February 12, 2004
1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).

2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!

2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.
"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
by DJHill February 14, 2004
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