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2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.
I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.
by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010

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