Vajust 

The proper way of saying you need to pull out your cameltoe.

I really need to vajust. Excuse me I need to vajust. My bad I just vajusted.

Vajust by Briemel June 20, 2011

vagutt 

mythical form of a genital mutation, resulting from extremely promiscuous behavior and multiple penetrations. the vaginal opening tears to form a single hole with the anus, creating a vagutt

Nevermind loose, this girl had a vagutt... my dick was like a hot dog in a hallway!!

vagutt by richayo January 16, 2004

VaJetta 

A derogatory term used to describe a friends Volkswagon Jetta when said friend trades in a masculine vehicle for this feminant automobile selection. The term combines the words vagina and Jetta, implying that the driver no longer posesses testicles.

My friend traded in his 2006 Toyota Tundra 5.7L for a 2.0L VaJetta.

VaJetta by tundradriver June 30, 2011

Vagutt 

A combination of vagina and butt. What is acquired when a woman's vagina is ripped to the anus.

Schmisten: Vavid and I were having rough intercourse last night...
Delsea and Wanielle (in unison): Did something happen?
Schmisten: Well, because of our intense romping, Vavid kind of created a vagutt.
Delsea: Ew. Was there blood?
Schmisten: Oh, there was a vaguttload.

Vagutt by choods March 7, 2008

Vaguttload 

an amount so excessive it could have only have been produced by two orifices

Bess: Boy do I have a huge headache today!
Pam: Why is that, Bess?
Bess: I drank a vaguttload of Franzia last night!

Vaguttload by choods March 7, 2008

Vajunt 

1. The loose skin on the end of a woman's elbow.

2. A leathery vulva.

3. A reference to a mythical being related to the planet Clitoria, or the Vajuntatron, priestess of the Cult of the Faceless hobo.

Vajuntatron has no thumbs, so she has to use her vajunt to play with her vajunt.

Vajunt by Prophet of the Faceless hobo August 17, 2009

vajutz 

1) Slang for female genitalia / vagina.

1) "Seriously dude, you're being such a vajutz."
2) "I'm picking up a kind of distinct vajutz aroma in here."

vajutz by lelne March 4, 2011