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5.
to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.
Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?
by vajazzler January 29, 2010
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1.
To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.
Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
by handy_andy January 13, 2010
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2.
(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.
"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."
by thats_so_sweet January 13, 2010
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3.
Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.
"I am currently Vajazzled"

--Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010
by Nogg00 January 13, 2010
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4.
1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.
"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.
by troppokelly April 04, 2010
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6.
When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else
Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.
by No-Soul-Ano October 15, 2010
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To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!
And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!
by lolicakes March 08, 2011
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