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the male genitalia also known as the willie,tally wacker,schlong,the total package,the lunchbox,mr,johnny one eye,the trouser snake,cyclops and his 2 sidekicks,the japs-eye,the cheeky mate,the meat and the clam feeder!
ohh my vainey warrior is going into the heart of the battle,ohh look i pierced his scabby eye,take that you bearded muffin!
by scott dornan April 03, 2003