Blue vained yoghurt pump

dick

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.

Blue vained yoghurt pump by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003

Blue Vained Havana Smoker 

A female / male that enjoys the odd smoke from the fine blue havana beach
or
a cock sucker

mmm... that blue vained havana is really tickling the back of my throat... i must be a blue vained havana smoker

Blue Vained Havana Smoker by chutney.ferrett.owner October 11, 2010

Vanned Off 

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.

I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.

Vanned Off by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009

Vanned 

An alternate way to spell v&. To be vanned is to be fucked by the FBI or hauled off in the party van (hence where the word came from).

That sick bastard who posted CP got vanned!

Vanned by TheOneThOnly July 21, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

blue veined custard chucker 

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

blue veined custard chucker by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006