vagpunzel

A portmanteau of the words "vagina" and "Rapunzel", a fairy tale princess known for her extremely long hair. A vagpunzel is a girl who has extremely long pubic hair, perhaps long enough so as to be used for climbing short distances. It can also refer to the immensely hairy vagina itself.

"With how hairy her arms are, you know she's got to be a vagpunzel."
"Of course she is. I think I saw some of her bush peeking out of the bottom of her jeans."

vagpunzel by NawDude May 7, 2010

vagipusstosis 

Wimping out. Being a pussy.

Crusher says to Morpheus, your vagipusstosis is kickimg in. Colonel is not her tonight, he has vagipusstosis

vagipusstosis by Buford JR June 25, 2015

vagussi 

1) vagina + pussy
2) random female products created by Sam

1) Close your legs, I can see your vagussi.
2) Vagussi Couture... it's vagussi for you.

vagussi by Adumb M October 23, 2007

Vagipus 

Someone with characteristics of both a vagina and an octopus while engaging in sexaul intercourse. Also someone who complains about their boy/girl friend to people who dont care.

Damn Jimmy D'amore needs to stop complaining about his ex, hes such a vagipus.

Vagipus by Zamik Aramath November 15, 2010

vampus 

An eboy who likes to watch anime and hentai. A vampus might also enjoy harassing small children in video games.
A vampus is most definitely a virgin who gets shivers when interacting with people from the opposite gender.

Person 1: He just called me bad and worthless
Person 2 : He's most definitely a vampus

Person 1: What do you get up to on your leisure time?
Person 2: I usually watch anime and hentai.
Person 1: What an absolute vampus

vampus by Shadowu May 27, 2020

vagussy 

A term linking the words pussy and vagina together. Used as a derogatory term you call your friend when he's being an absolute wuss and calling him a pussy or a vagina just will not do.

Chadd is cooking his girlfriend some dinner instead of meeting us out for a beer, what a vagussy, he needs to grow a pair.

vagussy by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008

vapussy

A slimy, stanky ass pussy. Often used in reference to when a normal pussy is expected, but the panties come off, and the truth is revealed.

So did you give her oral?

Uh, no...

Why the hell not?

Because, dumbass, she has a vapussy and I'd rather suck dead fish asshole!

vapussy by whereallmahhoesat March 1, 2010