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Getting Santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"

"stop it you vagpipe."
by santisantisanti October 05, 2007
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Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on her lower abdomen as if you are playing the bagpipes at a Scottish wedding. The resulting notes from the Vagpipes is just as musical as the best Bagpipes.
G: Hey Marc, why do you have a black eye?

Marc: I surprised my new girlfriend by playing the Vagpipes last night...hey, she tasted like tunafish, what else was I going to do to entertain myself while I was goin' at it?

G: Well worth it!
by G. Lee September 26, 2007
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getting santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"
"stop it you vagpipe.
by tehvagpipe October 04, 2007
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someone who inserts their penis into a vagina merely to clean the inside of the vagina, not for sexual pleasure.
Honey can you be a vagpipe for me a sec I'm getting kinda moldy.
by mofukkinG November 09, 2010
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