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1.
Getting Santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"

"stop it you vagpipe."
by santisantisanti October 05, 2007
 
2.
getting santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"
"stop it you vagpipe.
by tehvagpipe October 04, 2007
 
3.
Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on her lower abdomen as if you are playing the bagpipes at a Scottish wedding. The resulting notes from the Vagpipes is just as musical as the best Bagpipes.
G: Hey Marc, why do you have a black eye?

Marc: I surprised my new girlfriend by playing the Vagpipes last night...hey, she tasted like tunafish, what else was I going to do to entertain myself while I was goin' at it?

G: Well worth it!
by G. Lee September 26, 2007
 
4.
someone who inserts their penis into a vagina merely to clean the inside of the vagina, not for sexual pleasure.
Honey can you be a vagpipe for me a sec I'm getting kinda moldy.
by mofukkinG November 09, 2010