A certain scientific tool that allows a man (or woman) to measure the horny levels of one particular vagina. Used in a large group setting, the vaginoscope may malfunction, backfiring on the user and creating several black holes. This tool is very rare and very dangerous, so only an exclusive group of highly intelligent asian M.D.PhDs are allowed near them. Some say they don't exist; some haven't the nerve to believe. But some know the truth: it exists, and you can't even tell.
As a physical property of science, I find velocity to be highly hornifying to my vaginoscope.
by The Discoverer August 29, 2009