"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!
Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?
b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!
Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...
Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.