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Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019
Related Words

Vaginin' 

The female version of a "dicking". The act of coitus, as conducted by a female.
Did you hang out with Heather last night?
Dude, totally. She gave me a red-hot vaginin'
Vaginin' by Derp Baggington July 22, 2010

Vagingles 

When a female thinks about someone she's attracted to and her vagina tingles.
Becky: Are you excited to see James tonight?

Lauren: Hell yeah, I have vagingles just thinking about him!
Vagingles by BKolodzaike April 30, 2014

vaginainia 

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach
Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!
vaginainia by MF Girls February 8, 2021
Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

Vagingivitis 

Originating from the movie "Teeth" based on a vagina with teeth, comes a theory on Genital dental hygene.
This rare disease occurs when the gum lines of the vagina become largely inflamed. Leaving this disease untreated may lead to the need for vaginal floss and vaginewash. If one decides to further neglect vaginal upkeep, one may need a vaginal retainer or even braces.
Most doctors will recommend vaginal toothpaste that comes in two flavors : penis and non-penis.

see Vaginal Orthodontist
Shit, someone better give that bitch some scope, she has mad vagingivitis.

That bitch needs to floss, she may be at definite risk of Vg; Vagingivitis

Nah man, don't go near her, She got some heavy Vagingivitis. Make yo dick fall off
Vagingivitis by Fets May 10, 2009