My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.
Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"
Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"
Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"