The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)
My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)
If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.
Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.
Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.
A language spoken by females that is not understood by anyone without a vagina.
Female Coworker: "I think we should print this project on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client."
Male Boss ignores her, as if he has heard nothing at all.
Male Coworker: "Hey Keith, how about we print this job on the digital press, as the cost will be much more feasible for this client?"
Male Boss: "Great idea, Tim! What would we do without your inspired input?"
Female Coworker (under her breath): "Man, I must've been speaking Vaginese again."
The act of performing Cunnilingus... IE "eating out" "Muff Diving" etc..
Damn... I ate me some vaginese last night and I think they cooked it too close to the fish...
A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"