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1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living
Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.
by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009
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The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
by The Pope April 05, 2005
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my vagina smells like sugarcane but taste like flowers
by i love vag May 27, 2009
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Billy Ray Cyrus (born William Ray Cyrus; August 25, 1961)1 is a Grammy Award-nominated American country music singer, songwriter and actor from Flatwoods, Kentucky, best known for his Number One single "Achy Breaky Heart." Cyrus, a multi-platinum selling recording artist, has scored a total of eight top-ten singles on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. His most successful album to date is the debut of Some Gave All, which has been certified 9× Multi-Platinum in the United States. The album also has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. In his career, he has released 29 charted singles, of which 15 charted in the Top 40.

From the year 2001 to 2004, Cyrus starred in the television show Doc. The show was about a country doctor who moved from Montana to New York City. In late 2005, he also began to co-star in the Disney Channel series, Hannah Montana, with daughter Miley Cyrus. The show has been on the air for three seasons.


Miley cyrus: daddy! that was great lesbo sex.. but why do you have a vagina?? instead of a penis?

Billy ray cyrus: gee I dont know.. I think my penis shriveled and died when i realeased my one hit wonder!!! "ackey breaky heart"
by Joe Sh!t the rag man December 29, 2008
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best fucking thing ever. period.
wow, i like that vagina.
by lord scrotum June 16, 2009
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This morning I ate my gf's vagina.
by Urban Dictionary August 31, 2008
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In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.
I'll pay for that beer with my Vagina.
by Aeltrius December 02, 2009
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