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The genitalia for a woman. Used naturally for sexual intercourse, which was also created to be pleasing. Sexual intercourse will also result in procreation, furthuring the extent of the human race, as it was created to be.
Many people feel akward talking about vagina or penis because they are often used in extremely inappropriate forms, particularly on this website.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
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Guarded by the clitoris and ass hole, this dark, wet and aromatic cave is meant to be the resting place of the elusive G-spot. Note that the G-spot, like dragons, vampires and other cave dwelling mythical beasts have not been proven to exist, and are unlikely to be in the near future, genetic engineering aside.

Note that the vagina, like draculas wive's, is a double edged sword. It often gives untold pleasures and after 9 months sucks the life out of you!

Vaginas are often used as bait to capture unsuspecting males, they can be found in bars and clubs across the world touting for a new host. Unlike sport fishermen who also use bait to catch their prey, vagina owners are unlikey to just take a picture of their catch and let it go.

Most species who observe a reliance on other animals tend to have a symbiotic relationship with their provider, the leech is an example of this, they take what they need and leave. Vagina owners tend to take everything and leave just an empty shell, note that this does not mean other vagina owners will not try to snare the shell and remove the last scrapings of humanity.
"Her vagina was his downfall, without it she would have had no power over him."

"A vagina, a vagina, my kingdom for a vagina" - King Richard III's lesser knowing saying in Shakespeares play, this scene edited out to fit the play into a 2 hour show.
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
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The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".

Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.
"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me

"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
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1) A hole that guys wish they could stay in forever.

2) Something guys want that can cost a lot of money.

3) A guys favorite play toy.
I lost my vagina. Can I borrow yours?
by Mr. MD January 22, 2007
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1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living
Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.
by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009
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Something I haven't gotten in a while.
Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.
by William T Bash August 24, 2005
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Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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