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I stuck my penis into my wifes vagina and we had the best time ever.
by doomdan71 March 13, 2017
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In human females,the vagina is the muscular canal between the hymen (what remains of it)and the cervix utilized almost exclusively for sexual intercourse and childbirth. Which is a real waste because girls are always running out of space in their purse and the vagina would offer great extra storage.
Hey,did you see Hayley's new fur purse?OMG!it's so chic and that girl can pack so much stuff in that vagina...
by dontneedfur September 03, 2016
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A rare sea mammal said to live in the depths of the ocean. no one has actually ever seen a vagina but they have been comonly mentioned in myths and legends. flava flav is hugely responsible for the publicity of the vagina.
Wow i have never actually seen a vagina it must be magical. Only an erin would know.
by UhalexhIgh February 01, 2010
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An acidic wormhole to another dimension. It also has fangs.
Did your phone get sucked up in your vagina again?
by fireguardiancoty July 18, 2008
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Something Tewkesbury will never get.
Tewkesbury will attempt at getting some vagina, but he will fail miserablly...
by Tewkes44 July 14, 2006
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A vagina is something you'll never get if you spend your time looking up the word vagina on Urban Dictionary.
guy: What you do all day?
other guy: I went on the internet and looked of the definition to vagina
guy:......fag *walks away*
by Mr Noris February 17, 2011
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1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.

7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)

8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.
Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.

Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 21, 2010
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