A place some of you never will visit (maybe if you pay for it)
"That guy will never enter a vagina"
by afrobear February 20, 2009
The Vagina is a mythical creature that is rumored too live between a woman's legs.
"There have been several vagina sightings in the past year, but so far none have been proved conclusively as evidence towards the existence of vaginas."
by EL JACO January 13, 2008
An insult at times, but luckily there is a quick and witty comeback for such terms.
Idiot: You my good sir are a vagina.

Smart Kid: Why yes, that is true! You know what they say: you are what you eat!
by fongfan July 24, 2006
The thing teenage boys think about most of the day; A cure for the melancholy; a way to express dominance over the female race which is tantamount to rape.
Vagina!!! -Screams uncontrollably-

I think it's time for my daily dose of vagina!

I'm gonna teach that bitches vagina a lesson...
by Morphing December 14, 2009
1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.

7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)

8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.
Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.

Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 21, 2010
A WOMENS DIAMOND.
BOY:I WANT TO SEE UR DIAMOND.(vagina)
GIRL:MY VAJAYJAY? OKAYY(= then let me see your pearls.
BOY: my ballsackk,? lettss gett iitt ONN.!
by TOOTHBRUSH. July 13, 2009
Something only found in the kitchen
When Jack found his vagina watching t.v., it was over.
by Trane_3 February 13, 2011
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