In human females,the vagina is the muscular canal between the hymen (what remains of it)and the cervix utilized almost exclusively for sexual intercourse and childbirth. Which is a real waste because girls are always running out of space in their purse and the vagina would offer great extra storage.
Hey,did you see Hayley's new fur purse?OMG!it's so chic and that girl can pack so much stuff in that vagina...
by dontneedfur September 03, 2016

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A giant hole that dicks like to fall into
Jim's dick fell into Susy's vagina with pleasure!
by Im here! March 09, 2016

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A deep crevis in a woman that is only spoken by men. Some say that 1 in 10 have razor sharp teeth that will eat your penis, others say that they smell like the ocean..... Mmmmm, the beach.... Also if you displease the ancient greek gods, your vagina will bleed for 50 years.
Michael- Have you seen that Jewish kid named kyle?
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.
by LongSchlongsAndWongs August 13, 2015

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The best friend a penis will ever have...
Mark: Last night, I inserted my penis into Mary's sweet wet vagina.

Frank: How was she?

Mark: She is amazing!
by Matt194 June 23, 2013

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A death trap more sinister than heroin, meth, and a gambling addiction combined.
Jack: did you hear about what happened to Phil?

Bob: Shit yeah dude. He fell into a vagina and it killed him.

Jack: I tried to warn him, but they never fucking listen.
by Jo Dizzle May 02, 2013

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the worlds best motor, its self lubricating fits any size piston and changes its oil once a moth, the only problem is the management system is very temperamental and requires a lot of attention.
That vagina runs great except when the management sytem want to be a bitch.
by just ecause I CaN December 31, 2015

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Very scary. You may feel many different feelings about these. Most will be scary. You may feel that it will grow teeth. And eat you. And when that doesn't happen you will expect out to happen at any time. Another scary thing about a vagina is that it bleeds monthly. And then the evil women who bear them shove a stick of cotton in them or wear practically a diaper and sit in their own blood all day. Just one thing to remember about these awful baby birthers: it'sokay to be scared.
He'll no! Keep the vagina away from me.
by Moonspoon September 15, 2015

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