The best friend a penis will ever have...
Mark: Last night, I inserted my penis into Mary's sweet wet vagina.

Frank: How was she?

Mark: She is amazing!
by Matt194 June 23, 2013
A death trap more sinister than heroin, meth, and a gambling addiction combined.
Jack: did you hear about what happened to Phil?

Bob: Shit yeah dude. He fell into a vagina and it killed him.

Jack: I tried to warn him, but they never fucking listen.
by Jo Dizzle May 02, 2013
Very scary. You may feel many different feelings about these. Most will be scary. You may feel that it will grow teeth. And eat you. And when that doesn't happen you will expect out to happen at any time. Another scary thing about a vagina is that it bleeds monthly. And then the evil women who bear them shove a stick of cotton in them or wear practically a diaper and sit in their own blood all day. Just one thing to remember about these awful baby birthers: it'sokay to be scared.
He'll no! Keep the vagina away from me.
by Moonspoon September 15, 2015
If you seriously need a definition for vagina, you suck.
Your mom has a vagina.

Something men don't have but like.
by kfc in bæ May 31, 2015
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP. I HOPE YOUR MOM COMES UP BEHIND YOU READING THIS. YA NASTY. I HOPE SHE TAKES AWAY YOUR INTERNET. NOW GO PUT ON SOME PANTS AND GET A JOB, FUCKBOY.
"No, Mom, I swear I did not look up the word vagina."
by ima_fuckboi May 26, 2015
The private part of an female.
Her vagina was pink.
by Science Person May 07, 2015
Something really tasty.
I sure love Jean's vagina
by HelloHyper January 06, 2015

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