The opposite of a clown car!
She had to get reminded that her Vagina isn't a fucking clown car.
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by WeridGirl101 July 02, 2016

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Vagina is a type of fish dish known for it's delectable moistness and faint fishy taste. It is served with a clear watery sauce and traditionally eaten without the use of hands or any utensils.
"How come you never let me eat vagina anymore? Yours is so good!"
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A woman's private part used to pee/entrance for a dick to be inserted in
Lori was waiting at her apartment door. Sandy went in the apartment, shocked when he saw Lori topless. Lori's breasts were nice and large. Sandy quickly undressed himself and pulled Lori's panties down. Lori's vagina was a bit fuzzy but not really hairy. Sandy inserted his dick slowly in her vagina. "Ohh ahhh yess baby... Deeper... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Sandy got harder and he pushed his dick deeper in Lori's vagina. Lori moaned and shouted Sandy's name. "Shout my name louder or I'll take my dick out," Sandy said. "SANDY!!!" Lori exclaimed. Sandy thrusts his dick deeper in. Lori moaned. Sandy took his dick out and started to finger Lori. "Ohhhhh yess baby... Ohhhh" Lori moaned. Suddenly, a woman named Christy rushed in the apartment room. "Lori... Lick my vagina!" Christy exclaimed. Lori quickly nodded and started to lick Christy's vagina as Sandy thrusted Christy's butt. Christy moaned hard, then she turned to Sandy and started sucking his dick. Sandy moaned and cummed in Christy's mouth. Christy swallowed the cum and she kissed Sandy's dick. Sandy thrusted his long dick in Christy's vagina as he fingered Lori. Sandy was so happy. They fell asleep with Sandy's dick in Christy's vagina and Sandy's finger in Lori's vagina.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

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The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.
Can I have a look in your vagina?
by Zigabub December 17, 2013

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Latin word for a sheath

Female genitalia
defixit gladium in vaginam cito.

That woman possesses a vagina.
by Redlineblue December 04, 2013

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1. cat flaps
2. ass mate
3. furburger
4. bunky
5. coochie
6. muff
7. pussy
8. grumble
9. hooha
10. poonany
11. beef curtains
12. chuff
13. wunder down under
14. cock holster
15. gash
16. beaver
17. fanny
18. cooter
19. bergina
20. hush puppy
21. southern belle
22. cunt
23. honey pot
24. axe/hatchet wound
25. cherry pop
26. flower
27. vertical smile
28. bearded oyster
29. hooch
30. panty hamster
31. bearded clam
32. honeysuckle
33. vertical bacon sandwich
34. lick-me-please-me
35. passion fruit
36. minge
37. crotch
38. nooky
39. quim
40. pink taco
41. vajayjay
42. slash
43. snatch
44. velcro triangle
45. tongue magnet
46. Vag
47. beefbox
48. slit
49. twat
50. poon-tang
51. Bermuda triangle
52. mud flaps
53. poon
54. bikini bizkit
55. hole
56. box
57. hairy goblet
58. cha-cha
59.cock pocket
60. cock socket
61.fish taco
62.na-na
63.bald man in a boat
64.badly wrapped kebab
65.meat wallet
66.birth cannon
67.the promised land
68.hot pocket
69.soggy box
70.pink velvet sausage wallet

71. eye of pleasure
That booty is right by the vagina.
by erinisalesbian November 25, 2013

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The thing that will at some point take over a straight man's (or lesbian woman's. Depends how you roll) life.
Man 1: Remember when we were little and played games and stuff?
Man 2: Yea, that was great.
Man 1: Yea...what the hell happened?
Man 2: We discovered vagina.
by alex says 97 July 19, 2010

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