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Vagina is the gateway to paradise and heaven or could be the gateway to child support and depression. You never know, so becareful guys and now you may "Enter the Dragon." Wait, fuck the dragon and "Enter the Vagina." Much better.
by Grand Master Cocky December 08, 2009
 
1.
The best friend a penis will ever have.
Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.
by urban pervert June 12, 2003
 
2.
Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
 
3.
The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include:

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I love that tasty vagina.
by kitchen February 27, 2007
 
4.
Something I haven't gotten in a while.
Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.
by William T Bash August 24, 2005
 
5.
The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
by The Pope April 05, 2005
 
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My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot.
It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.
My vagina is pink, it smells nice.
by Miss Jane August 18, 2005
 
7.
something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into
vagina is fun to play with
by thegreatcornholio May 10, 2008