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Female genitalia.
also referred to as: Abyss, The Afro clam Almeja Axe wound Bacon strip Badly wrapped kebab Bajingo Bald man in a boat BAP (Bad Ass Pussy) Bologna curtains Baloney sandwich Bearded clam Bearded taco Beaver Beaver Cleaver Beefgina Beef curtain Beef garage Beef jacket Bermuda triangle Biff Biffen Birdy Birth cannon Bitchcake Bizzle Black cat with its throat cut Black hole Of Calcunta Blood tap Blurt Bone hone Bone yard Boogina Bottomless pit Box Box lunch at the Y Boy in the boat Breakfast Breakfast of champions Buhgina Bulldog's lip Bunny Bush Cake Camel hoof Camel toe Camp coochie Catcher's mitt Catfish Cathedral Cathouse Cauliflower Cave Cha-cha Chia pet Chocha Choochi snorcher Chopped ham Chuff Chumino Clam Clamato fountain Clamburger Clodge Clown's pocket Cock cave Cock cozy Cock garage Cock holster Cock milk Cock pit Cock pocket Cock sheath Cock socket Cock tub Cockwash Cod canal Concha Conill Cooch Coochie Cookie Coon Coonie Coont Cootch Cooter Cooz(e) Cradle of filth Creamery, The Crotch cobbler Crotch mackerel Crotch taco Cum bucket Cum canal Cum catcher Cum dumpster Cum target Cunny Cunt Cunti Dank diner Delta of Venus Dent Dick dent Dick depot Dick dock Dick drive Dick holster Dick sharpener Dick shed Dick's crib Dicky Dino Dirty cumpie Ditch Divit DNA dumpster DNA slurpee machine Dripping slit Droog Dyke snack Easy bake oven Everlasting Gobstuffer Fadge Fandango Fertile delta, The Festering wound Filthy hatchet wound Finger warmer Fish factory Fish fanny Fish hole Fish pie Fish taco Flaming lips Flange Flesh curtains Flesh flute case Flesh tuxedo Flesh wallet Flesh wound Flounder, The Flower Fluff Fluffy sausage wallet Fluttering love wallet Foo foo Foof Foofy bird Fortune nookie Foster home of Peter the Orphan Foufoune Four-lipped man eater Framazama French poodle Front-butt Frothing gash Fuck hole Fuffle Fun bun Fun tunnel Fur pie Furback turtle Furburger Furby Furry horse collar Furry front bottom Fuzz box Fuzzy cup Fuzzy lap flounder Fuzzy puddle Fuzzy taco Gange Gap Gaper Gaping hole Garage of love Gash Gator grip Gina Ginch Giner Giney Gingerbread Gleaming mound of Venus Glory hole Glory road Gnash God's master plan Golden gully Goldmine Goo pot Gooey man trap Gouge Grand Canyon Gravy boat Grilled cheese Growler Gutted hampster Gutted rabbit Gynie Haddock pasty Hair pie Hairy beaver Hairy bike rack Hairy checkbook Hairy cherry Hairy clam Hairy cream pie Hairy harmonica Hairy hatchet wound Hairy headache Hairy Manilow Hairy Mary Hairy scar Hairy taco Hamburger Ham sandwich Hatchet wound Heart-shaped box Her Hey nonny nonny Hidey hole Hina Hinge Hole Home plate Honeyhole Honeypot Hoo-ha Hoo-hoo Hooch Hoon Hootch Hootchie Hootchie pop Horizontal fishcake Hot Box Hot pocket Hot quivering love-purse Hotdog bun Hummer hole Illnana In hole, The Jack in the box Jack Nastyface Jellyroll Jizz receptacle Juice box Kini Kit-Kat Kitty Knob gobbler Knots landing Koo koo Kookooyumyumpoon Kooter KuntLabbe Landing strip Lap flounder Lips that never speak Lobster claw Lotus flower Love muscle Love muffin Love pudding Love tunnel Lower lips Man's ruin Map of Tasmania (Tasi) Meal ticket Meat curtains Meat grinder Meat muffin Meat napkin Meat slipper Meat wallet Meatloaf Mejillon Miffy Minge Minnie's pearl Miss Pussy Missile silo Moan pie Momma's silk purse Mommy button Money box Money maker Monkey Mooch Moose knuckle, The Moose's lip Mother Theresa Motherload Mound Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor Mucker Muckhole Mud flaps Muff Muff monster Muffhole Muffin Muffler Muffy Munch box Mushy mushy Mutton chops Mutton flaps Na-na Na-ner na-ner pudding Nappy canoe Nappy dugout Nethermeats Ninja slipper Nipper Nookie Nooner Oak tree planter Old bacon strip Old Mother Hubbard Old toothless Oonie Orchid boat Organ grinder Otter's pocket Oval office Oyster taco Panocha Panty hamster Passion flower Patona Peach Peach fish Pearl pit Pecan Pattie Pecker-snot repository Pee bug Peeper Pelt Penis holster Penis penitentiary Penis piranha Penis pocket PenisStation, The Peter pleaser Peter's punching bag Phat rabbit Pink brownie cake Pink canoe Pink lipped custard sucker Pink lips Pink palace Pink panda Pink petaled posie Pink pie Pink pit of pleasure Pink stink Pink taco Pinkly stinkly Pish Piss curtains Piss flaps Plewie Po-po Pocketbook Poke hole Pookie Poon Poonani Poontang Poontang pie Pootnanny Pork danglies Poosazi Pooter Pootie poo Pootietang Pooty poo Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way) Pot holder Prayer muffin Prick pit Promised Land, The Pu-jar Puddin pie Pudi Pumpkin blossom Puna Punani Puni Pushin' cushion Pussy Putang Puter Puty pu Quiff Quim Quinnie Quivering mound of love pudding Raw oyster Receptacle, The Red haired lass Red snapper Roast beef curtain Roast beef pita Rocket pocket Rod roaster Rooster fish Rosebud Round mound of repound Rug Rusty axe wound Sacapuntas Sagging bacon cones Salami sandwich Salmon scented semen sucker Sausage wallet Scrunt Seafood taco Sex hole Shnush Shooting range Shrimp boat Shrimp pie Shutters of love Silk igloo, The Slice Skunk guts Slickety squid Slime slit Slimey slot Slippery sheath Slit Slobbering bulldog Sloppy joe Sloppy oyster Slot A Slug's belly Smackey Smelly jelly hole Smoo Snack box Snack pack Snake charmer Snapper Snatch Snizzle Snotty lips Snutch Soft taco South mouth Southern smile, The Spam castanet Sperm bank Sperm belcher Sperm harbor Split-faced hair shark Split knish Splittail Spock-socket Spunk locker Spunk pit Squashed hedgehog Squirt bucket Squishy Stanky Stench trench Sticky bun Stink hole Stinkinoonie Stinky krinky Stinky pink Stuffed stocking Sugar walls Sweaty burrito Sweet spot Sword swallower Taffy puller Tang Tasty little morsel Tinkleflower Treasure chest Tri-fold floppy Trout basket Tulip Tuna melt Tuna taco Tuna town Tuna tunnel Tuna 'n' whiskers Tunnel Tunnel of love Turkey beard Turkey curtains Tutu Twat Twat waffle Twisted taco Two fingered fish mitten Two-lips Underwear oyster Upside down taco V Vadge Vagittyfidgit 1. Damn! her tuna taco tasted like fish!
2. I gave it to her straight in her jizz receptacle. 3. My girlfriend loves putting stuff into her hairy cherry. 4. She's so flexible, she can almost lick her own vagina! |
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The best friend a penis will ever have. Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.
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Female genitalia.
When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant. Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish. Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber. Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth. Exit for a baby. He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
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Something I haven't gotten in a while. Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.
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The female reproductive organ. Synonyms include:
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The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."
It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis. Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
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My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet. What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot. It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch. My vagina is pink, it smells nice.
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The box the penis cums in. A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.
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