|1.||vagina, ass, dick, shoot|
Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.
"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"
|2.||9/11 inside job?|
Some other possibilities for "9/11 inside job?".....more...
1: Those in power had no idea what these planes where going to do. Perhaps the terrorists would simple ask for some sort of shit, and diplomacy could be used.
this lack of understanding is only the basis, however. the big thing is that theres so much red tape when it comes to "comand defense", which is assume you mean to represent shoot the fuckers down, that to send out fuckin fighter jets to destroy civilian aircraft over the course of a few hours would be impossible.
the goverment is slow to work, and doesnt like to go out on limbs. And shooting down a civilian aircraft with only the knowlege that it has been hijacked is a pretty big limb. Hijackings occur more than you would think on our planet, and tact tends to be the best cure for the situations.
2: the world is an awefully big place. if you have enough money and brains, you can hide anywhere. Bin Laden is most certainly not retarded, and knows how to stay away from a god damn army looking for him.
3: The problem isnt that the steel frames straight melted. It's that they started to slowly bend under pressure. Sure, it wasnt 3,000 degrees hot, but it was hot enough so that the wieght of the building, on top of the heat that was there, took care of business.
You put enough weight on steel that is structuraly unsound, and gravity turns into a bitch.
steels great, but not invincible.
Ah, and it was SOME of the firefighters who reported hearing these e...
|3.||cushin for the pushin|
A really Hot girl who has a really nice ass than is so soft that often makes your dick shoot bullets even before you touch the vagina, but if your quick you can push in and give her the full load.
Eric: Jessica has a great Cushin for the pushin man!
Johnny: I bet you didint even get it in all the way, did you?
Eric: Yes I did! Im afraid though that i might have poped one of my testicles in her anus on the way in...
Johnny: Sick man!!!
Jessica: Hey Johnny, Hey Eric.
Johnny: Hi testicle ass!
Jessica: (slaps Johnny in the face)
Eric: (Kicks Johnny in the nuts)
Johnny: (starts cryin then pulls out a 9mm and shoots them both in the forhead then becomes a "Necropheliac" with Jessica)
1. Getting or pertaining to hard sex between a male and female
2. Often used by a man when referring to sex with a woman
Eddie - "what up kid, what you gettin' into tonight?"
Bobby - "shoot son, im gonna dick down this fine ass shorty tonight"
1.over 8inches of bare penis in a females vagina.
2.perk on call of duty
1.oh man that was a deep impact last night
2.i will shoot that guy with my MP40 through that wall using deep impact!psahh!!!
An extremely pleasurable action usually between a girl and a guy where a males dick or penis is stabbed into a woman's vagina or anus.
One day I was leaving a bikini shoot when I realized I couldn't find my clothes.I walked out in just my bikini.I ran to my car and drove to my boyfriends house to drop something off for him.I walked in and yelled for him.He yelled back "I'm in here sweetie" I walked into the bedroom where I found him sitting on the bed in a robe and candles and rose petals everywhere.I walked over to him and smiled.He said come here baby and tell me how much you love me.I said why tell you when I can show you and ripped the robe off of him and grabbed his dick...I got on my knees and sucked and rubbed lookin up at him innocently then when it was hard enough he pushed his big ass dick between my double ds and tit fucked the hell out of me.He cummed in my face and then we got to the real sex.I kissed all the way up his stomach until I was up to his lips.He told me to ride him like the cowgirl I was.I rode him and rode him and then we wrestled for the the top.Kissing furiously we finally we got into the doggy position..we fucked and fucked and I had five orgasms.I screamed all night and he cummed all over me.Then for the rest of the night we spooned and forked on and off till the mornin
When having sex with a black girl in the missionary position, you pull out before ejaculating and shoot a white load up her stomach and chest, thus giving the appearance of a tuxedo.
I took this girl home last night and gave her a tuxedo!