Vagilent 

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

Vagilent by edsmsl December 31, 2008

Vaginonomics 

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

Vaginonomics by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

Creamy Vagilingus 

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus

Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!

Creamy Vagilingus by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

Vagimony 

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagirony 

When an average looking man picks up the most beautiful girl at the party, only to get her home and find that her penis is bigger than his.

Joe: Dude, did you see who Bill left with?
Dude: You mean that tranny Jill?
Joe:Jill is a tranny?
Dude: Yes, and Bill is in for a serious case of vagirony.

Vagirony by tkast68 January 10, 2012

Vagilobo 

Noun: The parasitic vigilanti hobos living in Bunny's vagina.

There are 5 vagilobos per vagiloba in a colony. Any number exceedng 30 vagilobi is considered an infestation.

Symptons of an infestation are an abnormal amount of vaginal gun shots and panty muffins as well as aromatic shame.

Treatment: you're doomed.

I spent the night in the downtown east-side and I think I picked up a couple of vagilobos.

Vagilobo by JAx0R n friends May 22, 2011