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An abbreviated term for vaginal fart. Used by Steve Taylor to royally piss of Mumford.
Steve: Vagifart.

Mumford: Thats a demerit!

Steve: What? I can't say Vagifart?

Mumford: Thats another demerit!

Steve: So your gonna give me a demerit everytime I say Vagifart?

Mumford: Yes, and that's another demerit.

Steve: How many demerit slips do you have left?!

Mumford: Three.

Steve: VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!!
by tyguy101a October 21, 2004

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