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1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
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Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.
If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.
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The term applied to the sexual organs of a shemale.
vagina + penis = vagenis
by superdew October 12, 2004
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A camping device used by women enabling them to urinate like men.
Brenda can write her name in the snow with her brand new Vagenis!
by Reyn July 21, 2005
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when a guy gets his sex changed, it goes from being a penis to being a vagenis.
Sara: So, Danny, how are things with Allen?
Danny: He's a she now... has a vagenis and everything.
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A video of pranks, public embarassment, and general misbehavior.
http:// www.VagenisOnline.com
by J_Cain January 22, 2004
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when a woman takes male hormones, her clitoris can grow to be up to 4 inches long. the genetalia is now referred to as a "vagenis"
Holy Vajesus, that Vagenis is Vagenius!
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