Value Add Group Pronunciation: Vadge

A person that mistakenly believes they are adding value is a member of the Value Add Group.
Typically, VAG's are bossy and like to delegate work to others, thinking that their direction is of enormous value.

Conversely, if a lazy person is aware of their lack of work ethic and still allows others to do their job, they are not a VAG, but a dick.
"He forwards every email to someone else so they can do the work, but then provides status updates to his manager to make it look like he's getting the job done. Such a VAG..."

From the mind of a VAG: "I am the overseer of this operation, so it is critical that I don't get bogged down in the minutia. I'll leave those activities for the lesser humans that don't have MBAs."
by Corporate denizen January 28, 2013
Top Definition
Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.
What's that smell? oh, it's probably Lisa's vag. Oh man, that sushi looks like someones vag!!
by Ridizog June 01, 2004
Short hand slang for the term vagina. Pronounced ( vaj )
So i walk in the bedroom and there she is spread eagle showing off her vag.
by rphillipsdvry September 22, 2005
slang for the noun vagina(female sex organ)
Amy doesn't have a vag she has a dick.
I wish I had a vag
Grandma has a saggy, wrinkly vag
by vag July 25, 2004
1) a vagina
2) a wussy
1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.
by Jared September 10, 2003
A strange and mysterious place, which most men (and some women) long to go.
Frank: So, did you get any last night?
Jorge: No, she's bleeding from the vag again.
Frank: <blank stare>
(Clouds break to reveal a ray of sunlight, and the song of angels' voices)
Frank: The vag...
by Chris the dork June 21, 2005
Volkswagen Audi Group
Volkswagen, Audi, Skoda, Seat, Porsche are in VAG
by UberBimmer August 17, 2007
Abbreviation for vagina
Ben- Are you going to tap that?(referring to Suzy)
Adam- Yeah
Ben- Anal, or through the vag?
Adam- Vag definitely
Ben- OK, be careful though, I heard Suzy has the Clap
by Rad_ August 22, 2005
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