A device used to deprive someone of sleep and piss them off while simultaneously cleaning the house.
Parents using vacuum: WHIRRRRRRRRQOIWETHOIWGFHOIVARRRRRRRRRRR

Me (after 3 hours of sleep): Just shut the fuck up already!!!!
by Your goddamn conscience March 19, 2010
A "code word" for Oral Sex. Usually involving a male receiving oral sex from another male and/or female.
"Knapp gave John a Vacuum last night"
"I got a great vacuum last night"
by German8235 October 17, 2011
Something that sucks up everything-see also Whore
SUCK IT!! Vacuum
by a dumb ass April 20, 2009
When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.
Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.

Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
by Rad_Kid April 23, 2008
1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).
1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.
by The Governor June 04, 2004
It is used as a code word for "sex" when u have lil ease droppers running around and you don't want them to no what you are talking about..
Don't come over tonight, I'll be vacuuming! "I love to vacuum with Drummer" "we vacuumed in the living room and the bedroom" "last night was lame we didnt even vacuum"
by SexyScorpio84 October 21, 2010
slang term used for receiving head
"Gimme some vacuum."
may also be used as code between giver and receiver,"vacuum," then slip away to sneaky location.
by InfernalDante April 11, 2009

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