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8.
A device used to deprive someone of sleep and piss them off while simultaneously cleaning the house.
Parents using vacuum: WHIRRRRRRRRQOIWETHOIWGFHOIVARRRRRRRRRRR

Me (after 3 hours of sleep): Just shut the fuck up already!!!!
by Your goddamn conscience March 19, 2010
 
9.
A "code word" for Oral Sex. Usually involving a male receiving oral sex from another male and/or female.
"Knapp gave John a Vacuum last night"
"I got a great vacuum last night"
by German8235 October 17, 2011
 
10.
When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.
Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.

Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!
by Rad_Kid April 23, 2008
 
11.
In player parlance, it's a pushy technique used in making conversation with women where you ask an open-ended question and stubbornly wait for an answer. You don't say anything until she does, no matter what. You don't fidget, you don't laugh, you don't look apologetic or at all uncomfortable. Eventually, she will get uncomfortable with the vacuum, and fill it by answering your question, getting herself involved in the conversation.
(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:)
You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen."
Her: Huh?
You: ...
Her: ... (fidgeting)
You: ...
Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once.
You: ... (cock an eyebrow)
Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...
by pizzaf November 24, 2006
 
12.
1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).
1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.
by The Governor June 04, 2004
 
13.
It is used as a code word for "sex" when u have lil ease droppers running around and you don't want them to no what you are talking about..
Don't come over tonight, I'll be vacuuming! "I love to vacuum with Drummer" "we vacuumed in the living room and the bedroom" "last night was lame we didnt even vacuum"
by SexyScorpio84 October 21, 2010
 
14.
Something that sucks up everything-see also Whore
SUCK IT!! Vacuum
by a dumb ass April 20, 2009