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Vaconstipated 

Being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. This is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. This condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )
This weekend we went to the lake. I ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. I must have been vaconstipated because I didn't crap until I got home on Monday.
Vaconstipated by TP-SD August 17, 2010

vachussy 

Vagina, chacha, and pussy all in one Word.
When ever Susi starts drinking she takes her panties off and lets the boys play with her Vachussy
vachussy by Miss.Harper November 18, 2014
1. (adjective) - Lacking any significance or a valid point.

2. (adjective) - To have a brain that is completely devoid of common sense and significant thought.

3. (adverb) - To be so self-absorbed that the needs of other people or dependants are never considered before making a decision or taking action.

4. (adverb) - To act in a self-satisfied manner

5. (adverb) - To behave a in a manner that is meaningless
to other people
If she weren't so vacuous, she would listen to our opinions before rushing to judgment.

Your would think that his vacuous mother would care more about his well being than focusing on keeping a great tan.
vacuous by Tom Bidel October 12, 2005
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(vi-cus)
NOT VICIOUS! Someone who is vicous twards someone else tends to have a close relationship with that person. They love being around that person and want to make sure they are safe at all times. A vicous person tends to spend a majority of their time with people that they have some sort of attraction to. When being vicous, you aren't necessarily dating that person or would want to, but show strong respect twards them. A vicous person doesn't like being left alone so he will make sure to be honest and loyal. When being vicous, you can annoy those around and sometimes speak without always thinking what the outcome will be at the very end. When vicous, you may have feelings for that person, but you dont change your way of thinking for them.
Key Terms- Neo: Goblin/ Nuvia: Val, Lexi/ Aiden: Ghost, Finley/ appleuser: Super

Neo: Hello?
Nuvia: 'hello?' 'hello?' you're so annoying Goblin.
Neo: 'yup yup mhmm mhmm'
Nuvia: Stooooooop!!
Neo: Sorry val bear
Aiden: PUT ON THE GUFF SKIN GOBLIN
appleuser: What? Yo chill Goblin!
*Goblin puts on Christmas Guff*
Nuvia(Who is the only one not wearing Christmas Guff but Regular Guff): I guess I'm the Leader
Aiden: No I am
Neo: Yes Lexi Bear, you are my leader

*Loads into Game*
Neo: I'll do anything for you val bear. Do you want my gold tact pistol?
appleuser: GOBLIN is VICOUS! Stop being vicous for val!

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vicous by @hervicousgoblin Neo February 20, 2023
Usually meaning stupid or dull/ empty minded. Other words include
You are so vacuous

I know
The crust that resides in a vagina that has not been taken care of hygienically.

Very similar to crust underneath your eyes, but in your vagina.
Dude, Elizabeth is so dirty, she's got so much vacrust buildup.
vacrust by Ayatollah Kharimi March 25, 2009