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1. A place of employement so soul sucking, that you feel a piece of you dying every time you go to work. Also, a place so cheap that despite cramming 900 people into office space designed for 200, they cannot even spring for two ply toilet paper in the 4 restrooms you all share.

2. An employer who has developed a constant new hire system whereas employee turnover is encouraged and the quality of employee grows ever more deginerate.

3. A company so poorly rated by current and former employees that they require managers and executives to post fake glorious reviews on message boards and web sites.
1. The judge said I'd have to go to vacations to go for violating my parole.

2. I have an interview for a job tomorrow. I read online it's great but am sure it's vacation to go'd, but I need the job.

3. Did you see on the news that factory in India got closed down for vacation to go'ing? A real sweatshop.

3. Sitting through that movie was like going into the 9th circle of vacations to go.
vacations to go by Callcenterking February 24, 2017
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Vacations In Greece 

Reference to a homosexual man. Was brought upon by a Homosexual professor of mine that referred to all the "action" he received in Greece.. especially due to the fact that he was single. This story therefore lead to the phrase "Vacations in Greece," which thus implies that the person of discussion is of homosexual orientation.
Dude A; "Dude.. did you see that flamer?"

Dude B; "Yea man.. That guy DEFINITELY vacations in Greece."

Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations"

They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! πŸ‘ΈπŸ»πŸ”ͺπŸ–•πŸΌ
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.

Vacation debt 

The consequences that one has to face for taking a vacation.

The fatigue that you have after coming from a hectic vacation or the chores that you missed because you went for a vacation but needs to be tended now along with everything else that's currently going on.

Another example would be the work that gets piled up while you are gone at your workplace and now needs to be done along with the current work.
I can't make it to the party tomorrow, I'm still dealing with my vacation debt.

I need a spa day to get rid of this vacation debt.

I'm drowning in my vacation debt, oh, it's horrible.
Vacation debt by Aprilly September 1, 2017

grippy sock vacation 

A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"

Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions

Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"
grippy sock vacation by MXRed February 20, 2022

Vacationitis 

The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.
Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.
Vacationitis by Maddie Theophile January 22, 2011

Vacation Head

When a person does not accomplish anything at work because all they think about is their upcoming vacation.
Shane: "Jason please complete your work before you leave for vacation."

Jason: "No problem boss, I will have that done today."

Shane: "Hey, did Jason complete his work before vacation?"

Craig: "Hell no, that lazy bastard had vacation head."
Vacation Head by tpwhite49 November 23, 2011