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schnaarg vaarg 

An unsavory female (particularly redhead) with hairy unwholesome bits. Though a made-up term, it is intentionally aesthetically reminiscent of something from the Russian language--thereby conjuring up effective mental images of ghastly hairy transsexuals and horrible yeti beasts with atrocious halitosis and cold sores of mysterious origin. Synonymous with and applicable in all contexts in which the term 'swamp donkey' would come into play. Originally coined by a certain Dave C of FL, the term remains unequivocal in its brilliance.
Stacey was such a fucking schnaarg vaarg in high school. When I daydream in the meadow, I often like to imagine she has remained largely unchanged in her ways and overall appearance, and thus remains a schnaarg vaarg.
schnaarg vaarg by Robb-a-dob February 6, 2008
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Spelled with a silent V, Vnargrute is similar to a blood sausage, but is often made mostly out of primate meat. Vnargrute is commonly eaten among some tribal civilizations, particularly in equatorial Africa.
During my missions trip to Angola, I had roasted Vnargrute, a popular food in some areas of the region.
Vnargrute by Corn Goblin June 1, 2017
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Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?

Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Mr.Vargas by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019

feliciano vargas 

An Italian man who is obsessed with pasta and a German man named Ludwig.
Feliciano Vargas: Ludwig!!!!! I love you more than pasta!!!!!!
Ludwig: Feli......get back to your training.

lovino vargas 

The human name of Romano from the anime Axis Powers: Hetalia
Hetalian 1: Romano is my favorite character!!
Hetalian 2: I know right! I love Lovino Vargas <3
lovino vargas by Hetalian413 November 6, 2015

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varghese 

A man with amazing Entrepreneurial skills. A man with passion and integrity who can do anything for his family and will make it a point to bring a smile on people's faces. A little hot headed but is the softest from the inside and wants to strive to bring a change In the way people think about religion. A true believer. Always goes along with his gut feeling.
You should become like Varghese, I mean just look at him.