| 1. | bijju | ||
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a species belonging to the animal kingdom found in manipal and noida, renowned for his flashing "rekha".
Commonly known as UB - universal brother. It is an endangered species and just one prtotype remains because of the room-mate called the "V-function" which hypothetically multiplies things by 4 or 2 depending on the quantity. 1. what the bijju man?
2. He is "The bijju"..... 3. bhahhhh bhahhhh |
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| 2. | G.O. D.A.V. | ||
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to 'go outrageously dumb at venues'.
pronounced- GO DAVE. aye nigga, you see us G.O. D.A.V. last night?
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| 3. | ownjie | ||
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Main Entry: ownjie
Variant(s): or ownji Function: noun, transitive verb Etymology: Modern English "Own". Possibly contraction of "Own Joo" or variant of "ownage". Inflicted Forms: Ownjies 1(noun): a) Ownage b) Extreme mastery (chiefly plural) 2(verb): a) To perform with excessive skill over b) To defeat in an embarrassing manner c) To display dominance over (n) I have unleashed the ownjies upon you!
(n) The ownjie you are about to experience will be profound. (v) You got ownjied hard. (v) Oh man he ownjies you but why |
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| 4. | goofle | ||
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(n.) or (v.)
etymology: a portmanteau of google and goof 1. a text string mistakenly submitted to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words 2. the act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words One of Google's main objectives in implementing its suggested spellings function was to correct goofles, thereby making use of the internet significantly easier for poor spellers and middle school students worldwide.
Raj goofled with surprisingly unpleasant results when, during his annual powerpoint and internet-based presentation to the board of directors of 3M, he Google image searched for "pos tit notes." |
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| 5. | goofle | ||
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(n.) or (v.)
etymology: a portmanteau of google and goof 1. a text string mistakenly submitted to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words 2. the act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words One of Google's main objectives in implementing its suggested spellings function was to correct goofles, thereby making use of the internet significantly easier for poor spellers and middle school students worldwide.
Raj goofled with surprisingly unpleasant results when, during his annual powerpoint and internet-based presentation to the board of directors of 3M, he Google image searched for "pos tit notes." |
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| 6. | rackamuffin | ||
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Main entry: rack-a-muf-fin or rack-a-muf-in
Pronunication: rak-uh-muf-in Etymology: From rack (posterior section of a womans body, ie breasts) and ragamuffin (Middle english, Ragamuffyn, name for a ragged, oafish person. Function: Noun often considered vulgar 1) A girl or woman who is generally considered unattractive or posses no outstanding physical qualities except for her breasts which are generally large. 2) A girl or woman who uses her breasts as her primary physical feature in attempts to attract another persons attention usually of the opposite sex. 3) A girl or woman who posses large breasts. 4) A man who only finds large breasts on women attractive and seeks a relationship or physical intercourse with said women. 5) A man who can only achieve orgasm when having sex with a large breasted woman. 1) "Did you see how big the nose was on that new girl? And she was covered in pimples!"
"At least she's a rackamuffin." 2) Sheila always wore v-neck shirts to show off her cleavage because Sheila was a rackamuffin. 3) Jessica Simpson is a rackamuffin. 4) "Tim, why do you only date women who have large breasts?" "Because I'm a rackamuffin." 5) Intercourse with his wife was difficult since she was only an A cup and he was a rackamuffin. |
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| 7. | Medulla MyWangGotta | ||
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1. A Zen state of wang control.
2. A high level of male sexual function. 3. Absolute mind control over one's RIG. 1.) Through much work and discipline I have reached a state of Medulla MyWangGotta. Hence my wang is the lightest object in the known universe... only a brief thought will raise it to the highest level.
2.) Vann: "Hey check this out!... Its got the escape velocity of a Saturn V rocket!" Mike: "Dude, I think I drank to much absinthe.." Vann: "No way ass, I've been practicing Medulla MyWangGotta !" |
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