I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.
II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.
III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.
IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.
V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Aidan 'Go on then'
Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Holt 'Yes please'
Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
a tool used to render computer models that has exploded in popularity in the last year or so.
People with no real design skill or value for good presentations now run 100 or more renders at a time of various unconsidered, pointless views of their proposal in a 'photorealistic' style. If you can call it a style, or even 'photorealistic'.
90% of the users aren't capable of changing basic settings and rely on the defaults (but still claim to be experienced, or competant.)
WOOAHHH, bro, that's a nice V-ray render you got there, what settings did you use!?
Oh, you know, uh... the um, defaults.
Oh right, but I thought I'd seen the same render before.
Yeah, I was trying the different pre-settings all day long.
Twinky eyes and big v (fore and middle finger up peace sign).
A Shows picture of her mother
B Your mum is fat, man!
A Hey, you wanna get physical??!?
B Oops sorry, didn't mean to be gross ^^V
|60.||I exchange V-cards with the retards.|
Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.
Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
(v.) T-boning involves introducing the erect penis into a throat using a motion strikingly similar to tea bagging (whence its name). Often times the receiver will be lying on their back, with the head hanging off the edge of a bed or sofa, so as to facilitate access to the depths of their esophagus.
I pwned this noob with easy the other day, but when I came up to t-bone him, rigor mortis had already set in. I just settled for a good ol' tea bagging.
The secretive way of saying "tuna vagina" when you really don't want anyone else to know what you're talking about.
Connor: Hey, where's your mother?
Lisa: She must be hiding in someone's T.V.
Connor: Oh, ok.
Lisa: Yeah she's sniffing a B.B.!!!
A word to describe the ridiculously low cut deep v neck when worn on a man. Used to show off pecs and a cleanly shaven chest. Not universally accepted by women and culture.
Hey Luis, that's a sweet Soro V you are wearing