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a college filled with ultimate, spoiled, pompous assholes, who never worked a day in their lives, who refer to dead prez Thomas J. as "TJ" and call him their best friend, and who swear everyone who isn't at their college regrets not being there.
normal person: so how was your weekend?
uva ass: well TJ and I spent our weekend at the dog show, then we went shopping for new shirts...we must keep the collars popped. Ha. Ha. I am done laughing.
normal person: wtf??
uva ass: ohh silly goose, you wouldn't understand, it is a uva thing.
by someone777 July 20, 2005
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A University in Virginia that students attend in order to brag on a website about how good their school is. They typically do this in order to keep up their overinflated views of themselves while they sit in their apartment sipping on a fine glass of chardonnay, merlot, or Zima, as they have just finished their one hour of homework for the day.

Students of this false-Ivy League school enjoy the finer things in life, such as living off their parents' credit cards, driving expensive automobiles their parents bought them, going to dinner parties with strict dress codes, and wearing suits and bowties to sports that are traditionally viewed by fans wearing comfortable, utilitarian clothing such as T-shirts, sweatshirts, and jeans.

In addition, they promote Thomas Jefferson to an exalted level unseen by even avowed Libertarians, and insist on calling their rival school "Va-Tech," despite nobody else in the world, not even "Va-Tech" students, referring to the school by that name.
Asshole 1: "Hey, did you watch the football game the other day against Va-Tech?"

Asshole 2: "No, I was too busy getting wasted on three bottles of Zima at that big dinner party last night."

Asshole 1: "Ah, well we lost as usual, but all the babes were looking mighty fine in their pearls and sundresses! I impressed them with the $200 bowtie I bought last week with daddy's credit card. Oh well. At least we're still decent at all the sports that make no money for the school because the American public doesn't care about them."

Asshole 2: "Boy, I'm glad we go to UVA so we can be pompous assholes together!"
by FitShuck November 28, 2011
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Otherwise known as "where fun goes to die", UVA is a major university full of the most arrogant assholes that you will ever meet. UVA students are also somewhat confused about certain college aspects. For instance, NORMAL people do not wear sundresses/pearls/ties to any sort of event other than a funeral, graduation, a party at the country club, or a ride on daddy's yacht. This ESPECIALLY means sporting events, i.e. football games. Secondly, UVA students do not seem to understand that a student who is in their first year of college is a Freshman, NOT a first-year. You are not in England, so don't act like it. In addition, UVA students seem to think that thier founder, Thomas Jefferson, is the greatest person ever born. The students can't seem to understand the fact that no one cares about this except for them.

As far as sports are concerned, UVA has teams that are good at what they do. They are. Yes, some years they are better and worse than "other" teams, but the fact is, most of the time all of their sports teams are formidable opponents.

The fact is, the students that do not go to UVA do so because they don't want to be surrounded by the assholes that embody UVA.
Guy: Hey, where are you going to college?
Rich bitch 1: Oh, my daddy is going to pay for me to go to UVA. I just got this Mercedes for my birthday and can't wait to drive it there.
Rich bitch 2: It's great, we never have to work while we are there. I take only 12 credits a semester and can stay for as long as I want since I have all the time in the world.
Guy: Yeah...well unlike you too, I actually have to try.

Guy: UVA sucks!
UVA student: No it certainly does not! Thomas Jefferson founded this school. Do you even know who that is? Well, I'll tell you anyway...
Guy: hold on, hold on.....I..don't .......care.
UVA student: Oh, want a Zima?
by NotAtUVAThankGod March 20, 2007
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A school in central Virginia that is soft
"UVA is soft....they wear suits to games and drink zima..they are weenies...they are soft."
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Where someone goes if they have a very small penis but want to make up for it by bragging about what school they went to. Though often the average UVA student can't think of any reason to go to UVA other than academic ranking and because Thomas Jefferson founded it. It doesn't matter how ugly the campus is, how weird the student body is, or how lame the party scene is as long as "TJ" founded it. But people only hate UVA because they're just jealous ...right?
UVA student: I am so awesome since I go to UVA, I am so much better than everyone else because my school was founded by Thomas Jefferson.
Normal College Student: Wait, why do I care about Thomas Jefferson? And oh yeah you got another shipment of "natural male enhancement" in the mail today.
by TheTruthHurtsDon'tIt? January 05, 2010
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UVA, where we’re better than you and we think we know it. UVA is actually the biggest collection of douchebags you will ever see in one place. UVA students like to constantly remind everyone what school they go to and generally act like complete assholes to anyone who doesn’t go to their piece of shit school. Granted, UVA is a well rounded school but it’s not as specialized as some other schools. Virginia Tech is better for engineering, architecture, etc. whereas William and Mary is a well respected liberal arts school. Virginia Tech actually caries the highest average starting salary for graduates than any other school in Virginia. If prestige is the only factor in deciding your school, than its obviously best to go to an Ivy league school. If you’re looking for a school that’s actually fun to go to then UVA just blows, without question. UVA likes to call itself a party school, which I guess is true if you have a fine taste for wine coolers. UVA also claims to be the top school in Virginia in terms in athletics. Let’s be honest though, it’s not like Americans give a flying fuck about soccer or lacrosse (I apologize to anyone who plays soccer or lacrosse it’s just the truth). UVA is awful at sports that people do care about (football, basketball, etc.) but apparently they didn’t take that into account.
The personality of UVA is shockingly is similar to Buzz Killington (from Family Guy) . Think about it, he’s snobby, annoying, and no one really likes him.
Person 1: I went to UVA where did you go to school?
Person 2: Oh, _______ you know (replace blank with any random school)
Person 1: (Arrogant sniffles) Oh well, that’s too bad
Person 2: Um, I actually liked my school asshole. You’re not that special, it’s not like you went to an Ivy league or something.
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Best place in the world...as a transfer i've seen other places and nothing beats UVA. I know it gets a bad rap sometimes, but UVA is seriously one of the best places on earth. Whether at the corner or at some random frat, it's fun as sh**anything.
WAHOO for life hahahhahahhah
by ann October 12, 2004
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