utils 

An economic measure of the "units of happiness".

The economist would always ask a specific set of questions to figure out the potential utils of a potential love interest. He was hoping for a 10 but, at best, but quickly learned he could get a more positive response from a low scoring woman whose utils increased when he acted pleasant and fun.

utils by mlhiss December 20, 2019

Pubic utility 

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!

Pubic utility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Utility gay 

Used by really hot straight guys to describe a gay dude who provides decorating and cleaning services to them because the Gay dude has a crush on him.

Bro 1: Hey Bro all your laundry is folded and there's towels in the bathroom. 'Sup?

Bro 2: Bro I finally got a date with Savanna so I had my utility gay fix stuff.

Bro 1: Bro...dude there are appetizers in your fridge.

Bro 2: Bro...Utility Gay!

Utility gay by ThugGuzzler January 1, 2019

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

Joe Rogan Utility Belt by JoshuaKevinPerry October 11, 2012

Crossover Utility Vehicle 

A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.

"It's not a mini-van its a crossover utility vehicle"

Crossover Utility Vehicle by Ersatz February 18, 2010

Utila 

Noun:

The most beautiful island off the coast of Honduras. The Cinderella of the Caribbean. Residents are called Utilians and such the native tongue is Utilian. It's a mixture of English and sing-song dialect of the Caribbean. Undisputed Paradise on Earth.

I am so ready to go back to Utila!
-Dude, you just got back. You have to go back to work.
Who needs work when you got Utila, and some of the best baleadas in the world!

Utila by Logito February 1, 2014

utility wank 

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.

I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.

utility wank by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013