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1.
The practice of determining the personality features of unborn fetuses by their position in the womb. Akin to phrenology.
My uterology reading says little Ruteger is going to be a real go-getter he head-butts my bladder all night long and kicks me in the ribcage.
by MikeandMichelle:unhappycouple April 14, 2010