| 1. | Hand of Saruman | ||
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A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!" Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.
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| 2. | endometriosis | ||
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Endometriosis is a painful, chronic disease that affects 5 1/2 million women and girls in the USA and Canada, and millions more worldwide. It occurs when tissue like that which lines the uterus (tissue called the endometrium) is found outside the uterus -- usually in the abdomen on the ovaries, fallopian tubes, and ligaments that support the uterus; the area between the vagina and rectum; the outer surface of the uterus; and the lining of the pelvic cavity. Other sites for these endometrial growths may include the bladder, bowel, vagina, cervix, vulva, and in abdominal surgical scars. Less commonly they are found in the lung, arm, thigh, and other locations.
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This misplaced tissue develops into growths or lesions which respond to the menstrual cycle in the same way that the tissue of the uterine lining does: each month the tissue builds up, breaks down, and sheds. Menstrual blood flows from the uterus and out of the body through the vagina, but the blood and tissue shed from endometrial growths has no way of leaving the body. This results in internal bleeding, breakdown of the blood and tissue from the lesions, and inflammation -- and can cause pain, infertility, scar tissue formation, adhesions, and bowel problems. Diagnosis is considered uncertain until proven by laparoscopy, a minor surgical procedure done under anesthesia. A laparoscopy usually shows the location, size, and extent of the growths. This helps the doctor and patient make better treatment choices. |
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| 3. | chunking | ||
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The phase of a womans menstrual period when the flow is heavy and thick parts of the uterine lining fall out. Im chunking so bad I have to wear a tampon and a pad.
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| 4. | meatballing | ||
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When two partners engage in sexual intercourse and the male performs cunnilingus on the female during her menstrual cycle, he inadvertently collects some of her uterine lining into his mouth. As he finishes the oral sex, the two partners kiss, and the male spits the detritus of blood and menstrual chunks back into her mouth. This is the art of "meatballing," as the chunks represent what looks like a meatball. "So, what are you ordering for dinner?"
"Spaghetti and meatballs." "That's disgusting!" |
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| 5. | boneless baby | ||
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The "boneless baby" is the heaviest time of a female's menstrual cycle. I.e...the gelatinus uterine lining that sluffs out of the vagina while taking a hot shower. Holy crap husband! Our boneless baby was so dense, I didnt know whether to breast feed it or diaper it, so I just kicked it down the drain.
P.S. Cant wait to see you next month my boneless baby! |
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| 6. | rotten twat | ||
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1)a vagina past its prime. 2) a highly diseased vagina.
3)a vagina in the process of excreting its grungified uterine lining. she had such a rotten twat, i didn't know wheter I was eating pussy or asshole
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| 7. | Vaginate | ||
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Verb: To menstruate. A shedding of the uterine lining once a month. Once a month, every young woman vaginates
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