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5.
1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports

2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University

3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.

Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"

"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."

"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
by Hius Enauk April 04, 2005
 
1.
ute
utility vehicle, Australian origin
Chuck some bales on the ute!
by Candace Griffiths June 06, 2006
 
2.
ute
Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.
Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.
by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006
 
3.
Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.

'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.
'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything'
'This party is utes, there's no one here'
by fustguy June 13, 2014
 
4.
The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.
The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.
by Lins72 July 10, 2009
 
6.
Ute
To be a graduate or affiliated with University of Utah academics or athletic teams. To be "A Utah Man am I!
A Utah Man, sir, Will be 'til I die" Man meaning a woman or a man.

To be part of The U, the ONLY REAL U, not that Miami bull shit.
The Ute's just whooped BYU's ass!!

I'm a Ute and will be for life!!
by Ood Dawg November 28, 2010
 
7.
The team of the biggest idiots in college football. They play cream filled cupcakes every year to try and assure an undefeated season. Their fans are known for their douschyness and thinkin their team is much better than they really are.
Ute fan: Man the utes are so freakin good this year.

Your response: Who have they played this year?

Ute fan: San jose st, new mexico st, itt tech, Taylorsville high school.
by TBLB October 18, 2010