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he is using you 

1. He is not interested in getting to know you and does not appear to want to waste any time talking to you.
2. He does not make significant effort to please you.
3. He does not show genuine concern for your feelings, goals, ideas, family, friends, etc, etc, etc.
4. He is not affectionate, sensitive, or deep.
5. He is not texting, emailing, or calling you.
6. He seems to expect you to meet his needs first, but does not show any real interest in meeting yours.
7. He curses at you, tries to control you, and take you down a notch when you do not meet his needs, first.
8. He doesn't ever seem to conistently compliment you on anything besides your beauty, body or something that pertains to your sexiness. You rarely (if ever) hear him complimenting you on your personality, your intelligence, your talents, your ideas, your accomplishments, the creative things you make.
9. He talks about sex waaaaay too much to be respectful of your wish to remain pure.
10. He has proven to be none of the things he says he is.
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I Heard You Using the Microwave 

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
Word of the Day on November 25, 2016

We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested 

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.
"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"

using your resources 

When you look at your past schoolwork/use Google to help you on a test or anything to do with school. It's not cheating.
Person 1: Why are you looking up the answers? That's cheating!

Person 2: I'm just using my resources!

Person 1: Oh, you're right!
Person 2: You should be using your resources too.

changing lanes without using your signal  

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.
Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?

Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.

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B I G R O B U X S C A M
Usually found in popular Roblox games. At any certain point in time, a bot can join, paste this, and leave.
(This is what can be seen in chat when the scam happens)
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national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day 

April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22

Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day