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Wrong uses for this 

Promoting the names of personal acquaintances in the hope of getting attention. Stop posting definitions of your personal acquaintances
Seriously, these 1,000 definitions about Liza are clogging up the artery that is urbandictionary.
Wrong uses for this by Not Zane September 4, 2004

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crows uses noisemakers 

Pronounced: "krôs yūs'ĕs nois'māk'ərs"

A phrase used to indicate when someone makes an amusing spelling or grammatical error. Everyone in the vicinity points and yells 'Crows Uses Noisemakers' in a German accent. A term of endearment.
"Did our teacher just spell lightning like 'lightening'? HA!Crows uses noisemakers!"

who uses payola

cardi b
“who uses payola for hits?”
“cardi b of course
who uses payola by thebaddestbwbk August 22, 2020

wrong uses for this 

it is incorrect to use "this" when not followed by a noun or participle.

in the example below we see the confusion that can be caused when "this" is left hanging. in the correct sentence, we see that the reader now knows not only that a dildo is frequently stuck up their asses, but we now know which dildo, "this dildo".
Wrong: It seems that many people who post on urbandictionary are 13 years old, have anywhere from 3 - 7 pubic hairs, and often stick this up their ass.
Right: It seems that many people who post on urbandictionary are 13 years old, have anywhere from 3 - 7 pubic hairs, and often stick this dildo up their ass.

Wrong uses for this 

This dictionary was created as a resource for people who wanted to learn the latest slang terms. Lately, it has been used to degrate the mental well-being of many different individuals. This is not what this was created for. By using it in that sense, this site has lost whatever dignity it had to begin and has damaged feelings of people who did not even realize they were being made fun of behind their backs, and for the entire world to see. For all the people who have "cracked" on other people, or completley decimated the character of another person I ask you: What have you accomplished? Do you feel good when you make others feel bad? Do you think that people will like you more if you hurt someone else intentionally? All you have done by tarnishing the image of someone else virtually is destroy your own image in real life.
Cruel People may never learn from their mistakes....