In this definition, both the PC user's and Mac User's points of view will be shown.
1. A Mac User is a person who uses a Mac computer (made by Apple, Inc.) Typically, this type of creature can be found in expensive coffee shops or a book store, wears scarves indoors, brags about his or her Mac to everyone within sight, and likes to talk about pointless subjects like literature, semantics or life with his/her fellow Mac User buddies.
2. A Mac user is a person who uses a Mac computer (made by Apple, Inc.) Typically, Mac users are very precocious and consider their computers to be a work of art, rather than fashion. They are so excited to have computers that don't require a constant battle against viruses that they have to tell everyone in the world how great it is. This is often mistaken for bragging. Mac Users are generally very cheery and have time to talk about and do whatever they please because they aren't spending time trying to repair or protect their computers.
PC User POV example: Look at that fag over there sipping his coffee, using his Mac, and pushing his Wayfarers up on his nose. He thinks he's the shit. Stupid Mac User!
Mac User POV example: Look at that clever being yonder! He's opted to spend more time enjoying life than fighting the minions of a virtual devil. Kudos!
Abreviation of Frustrated IRC User. Not only used to describe flaming, annoyed or sexually frustrated (all the same) people on IRC but also used for these kind of people in the real world.
A fircu can be detected easily by regular people; a fircu usually has an obsession for something, has problems comunicating and/or usually overreacts extremely when someone ask him something normal.
The word originated after heavy discussions on IRC
Example 1: Jim at a store:
Jim> Can I get a screwdriver?
Retailer> What kind of screwdriver do you want, i got 40 different screwdrivers. I have the Philips 1, 2 and 3, flat, torx. Don't bother me with your ignorance about screwdrivers and say exactly what you want. I do NOT want to waste my time explaining to you.
Example 2: You on IRC:
Mike_1> m3h pwnd at GTA-SA
Mike_1> You are all t3h suxor
You> Stfu fircu
The retailer from example 1 or the irc user called 'Mike_1' in the second example are perfect illustrations of a Fircu.
Apple products are poor in quality.
In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.
Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.
When an especially smug Mac user gets owned in a PC vs. Mac debate. Usually, they deserve it. The saying is based off of Apple's tendency to name its products with the letter i in front of the rest of the product's name.
Mac Owner: "My laptop is so sleek. You just have one of those soulless conformist boxes."
PC Owner: "How much did you have to pay to get that wireless card installed at the Apple Store? I just bought mine at Best Buy and plugged it in myself."
PC Owner: "You just got iOwned."
Hard-core fans of Apple. The ones who will stand in lines winding around the block from an Apple store entrance on the day of a new product release. Or spend hours on a blog in a flame war with equally fucktarded PC zealots defending why the entire world must convert to a Mac.
People, it's a fucking computer.
Apple cores are so named because it's the part of the apple you throw away. Apple cores are trash.
Let's build an electrified cage and put "Apple store" on the front. That way we can get rid of these fucking apple cores once and for all.
An apple mac user, and seeing as macs are crap, the people that use them are mac lusers
Jason: "Just got me an awesome deal for my mac at the apple store, can't wait to start using the features it has!"
Sanjay: "Bro, didn't you know that people with macs get castrated... you're such a mac luser"...
A phrase used to describe the person that is responsible for doing something incorrect. As in the user of the device or object that is not functioning or working correct do to user error.
Store Clerk: I can't get the register to process your refund.
Customer: Must be the "User Valve!"