Ryan U. who does absoutely nothing and makes excuses for it
Wow! Ryan is useless
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You don't need to search to find a useless definition on this site.
The end result of going through the American educational system.
Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
A person who cannot be counted on to do anything
Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless
1. anything that has little or no use.
2. any obbject of which has no use.
3. the opposite of usefull
(also see: feckless
4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab
(see example of useless drivel down below).
: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK
! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL
SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"
someone who's helpless and incompetent
Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb
the person who can't spell object
TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
adj. possessing the qualities the left-most third of a Nintendo 64 controller.
"This device has no function; it is completely useless."