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6.
the person who can't spell object
TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
by TA is retarded June 01, 2009
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1.
99% of the definitions on this site.
You don't need to search to find a useless definition on this site.
by dref said right June 12, 2004
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2.
The end result of going through the American educational system.
Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
by m1z_w1z_11 August 27, 2005
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3.
A person who cannot be counted on to do anything
Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless
by Da Tonic August 21, 2006
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4.
1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).
Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"
by TA June 17, 2004
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5.
someone who's helpless and incompetent
Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb
by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009
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7.
Woman that won't stay in the kitchen.
(noun) A woman that won't stay in the kitchen is useless.
by jibjab711 May 11, 2014
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