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10. useless
a person who is a blind,deaf mute with no arms and no legs
the lady from the book "so much to tell you"
a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.
1. useless
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by dref said right Jun 12, 2004 add a video
2. Useless
The end result of going through the American educational system.
Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.
by m1z_w1z_11 Aug 27, 2005 add a video
3. useless
A person who cannot be counted on to do anything
Chris, ever since you got a girlfriend you have been absolutley useless
4. useless
1. anything that has little or no use.

2. any obbject of which has no use.

3. the opposite of usefull(also see: feckless).

4. any information distributed/typed/spoken by Gayrab (see example of useless drivel down below).
Gayrab: "I"VE BEEN SKATEBOARDING SINCE 1964! YOU ARE A KOOK! I'VE BEEN RIDING THE SAME BOARD FOR 18 YEARS! I CAN'T KNEESLIDE AND I HATE SKATING ON WATERFALL SHAPED BOTTOM POOLS!"
by TA Jun 17, 2004 add a video
5. useless
someone who's helpless and incompetent
Oscar is so useless that he has trouble even screwing in a light bulb
6. useless
the person who can't spell object
TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
7. useless
adj. possessing the qualities the left-most third of a Nintendo 64 controller.
"This device has no function; it is completely useless."
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